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Phoebe is well known for her quirky songs which she performs in the coffee house, Central Perk. She writes all the songs herself from her own experiences and plays then on her guitar (except when she was pregnant with her brother's twins and she swapped her guitar for bongo drums!). The lyrics for some of her more well known songs are given below. If you want to see the lyrics to all the songs Phoebe has sung in the show and to listen to audio versions of them click here.
SMELLY CAT
Smelly cat, smelly
cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly
cat it's not your fault.
They won't take you
to the vet.
You're obviously not
they're favourite pet.
You may not be a bed
of roses,
And you're no friend
to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly
cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly
cat it's not your fault.
The Shower Song
I'm in the shower and
I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've
heard it.
My skin is soapy and
my hair is wet,
And Tegrin spelt backwards
is Nirget.
Lather rinse repeat
And lather rinse repeat
And lather rinse repeat
As needed.
Love
Sometimes men love
women
Sometimes men love
men
And then there are
bisexuals,
Though some just think
they're kidding themselves
La la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl. We'll
call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call
him Neil.
Now, I can't stress
this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide.
Who will be the girl
that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the
one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the
one we'll call, Lulie?
He MUST decide, he
MUST decide,
Even though I made
him up he MUST decide.
Little Foetus
Are you in there little
foetus?
In nine months will
you come great us?
I will buy you some
Adidas.
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